Send Your Loved One to Truth Camp

gretavo's picture

At Truth Camps International, we help people who can't handle the truth attain what you have not been able to help them achieve at home. 

With a month at a Truth Camp, conducted discreetly as an extended vacation in a remote location, your Mom, Dad, or Uncle Bill will snap out of their stultifying corporate media delusions in a manner, scientifically proven in private Swiss clinics worldwide, to minimize the shock of readjusting to reality. 

Does your loved one prattle on about Islamofascist doctrines while waiting for the newest video from al Qaeda to be played so they can get in their 2 minutes hate?  There is hope! 

On our tours, individuals who resist being told the truth about 9/11 are  placed in social situations in which our staff of highly skilled truth providers™ convince them that they have been fools long enough! 

Your sister, brother, and even your Aunt Cora will delight in their past ignorance as they learn to love (and know) reality once more.  Don't wait--your loved one deserves to live and die with dignity, not as the infantilized toy of a criminal ruling elite!

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casseia's picture

Where do I fax my resume?

You know -- for a job?

gretavo's picture

holy crap!

It was a joke, but I suppose if there's some venture capital that wants a tax write off...

gretavo's picture

other truth camps

TLC - truth and love camp

THC - truth and hemp camp

TBC - truth and butts camp (for cigarette smokers)

casseia's picture

Duh...

"It was a joke."  No shit, Sherlock (and I say that with affection.)

 

Now, what's the fax number? 

gretavo's picture

keep digging, Watson

1-800-FOX-NEWS

be sure to write your name and contact info clearly!

Smile Laughing

Annoymouse's picture

911blogger ?!?!

they're down, message reads:

Site off-line
911blogger.com has been suspended due to excessive resource usage.
The site will be down for some time until future decisions regarding the site are made.

Posted on 11/1/2007 at 9:24pm EST

gretavo's picture

don't worry little one...

cass is on the case... see her open thread.  we're going to be keeping annoymouse comment approvers on call through the night to handle the load...  Yell

kate of the kiosk's picture

may i borrow

the expression "infantilized toy of the criminal elite" some time, Gretavo?

as far as truthcamp......Kum ba ya, my lord, kum ba ya....

gretavo's picture

that's the spirit!

i wish there were more truth songs to sing around a campfire...  Amazing Grace (I once was lost but now I'm found was blind but now I see) isn't bad, of course.  I can also see making smores in the shape of building 7 and "pulling them" into our mouths--yum!

all kidding aside we realy do need to stop treating deniers like the enemy and treat them like what they are--mentally and emotionally challenged, though not permanently.  They need therapy and counseling (some may need it for longer than others) that helps them cope with the loss of their incoherent worldview.

kate of the kiosk's picture

re the chomsky comments

i read most of the conversation...they even accused you of working for AQ at one point! although pretty much surrounded, you were persistent, determined, and unmovable - you fought the good fight to the end, my friend! thank you.  the hypocracy of Chomsky railing against american imperialism all these years, and yet cannot get on the 911 brigade..gatekeeper, or perhaps just  threatened.  would love to hear more from Zinn.

kate of the kiosk's picture

btw

by the time i read, and then signed up to comment to help you out, the comment section was closed. creeps.