9/11 Victim's Family Profile of the Month: Rachel "Uchi-Coochie" Uchitel

So glad you posted this. We must never forget for whom we're seeking justice. Good catch; what would we do without you?

Edit: Three days and no personal thank you? I feel ignored.

...recognize MY contributions to the movement, and all my tireless work on the 11 day of the 11th month campaign, as well as the "Leap Into Truth" actions every February 29th by making me the Victim's Family Member of the Month for 2010.

As you may know, my dear old Uncle Cosbos was actually on Flight 93, the flight on which passengers wrested control from the terrorists to crash the plane deep into the ground in Shanksville in a heroic but ultimately failed attempt to save building 7, which it was supposed to be flown into.

I got a call from Uncle Cosbos from the plane that morning. "Hello, dear nephew", he said, "this is Bill Cosbos. Our flight has been hijacked by some bad ass Arabs, boy, but some of us have decided to fight back." I asked him what he meant. With the screams of collect calls being made in the background, he continued "We're going to storm the cockpit... I'm gonna get on top of the beverage cart, and the other guys are going to push me as fast as they can at the Arabs. The steel plate in my skull should be enough to bust a few of the ragheads good before breaking down the cockpit door. You believe me right?" I fought back tears and said "Yes, Bill Cosbos, I believe you." He dropped the phone, and the last words I heard were "Let's roll one more spliff, toke up, and send those moozlims to their virgins..."

Uncle Cosbos made the supreme sacrifice, as you and I have, for what was right Family Guy. Thanks for all you do, man.