He's back...
...from dialysis.
"Now mind you, I'm kinda weak in the adrenals. So, I can't be no martyr myself."
Breaking news just in fom The Akron Farm Report:
Bin Laden praises martyrdom in new video
By OMAR SINAN
15 July, 2007
http://www.onelocalnews.com/akronfarmreport/stories/index.php?action=ful...
CAIRO, Egypt - A new al-Qaida videotape posted Sunday on a militant Web site featured a short, undated clip of a weary-looking Osama bin Laden praising martyrdom.
Bin Laden glorified those who die in the name of jihad, or holy war, saying even the Prophet Muhammad "had been wishing to be a martyr."
The authenticity of the video could not be verified, but it appeared on a Web site commonly used by Islamic militants and carried the logo of as-Sahab, al-Qaida‘s media production wing. It was not immediately clear when the video of bin Laden was filmed.
Sunday‘s video, dedicated to Muslims who have left their homes to fight jihad, included a series of animated scenes showing green fields overlaid with Arabic names written in gold, representing Arab fighters who had died in Afghanistan.
"Your hero sons, courageous knights have left to the land of Afghanistan ... the land of jihad and martyrdom, answering the call for the sake of God to kick out the occupier who has desecrated the pure soil of Afghanistan," said Mustafa Abu al-Yazeed.
"I lived with him for four years," said al-Hawn, who wore a black scarf to cover his face. "He used to be my emir (commander) . . . He was a brother with extreme modesty."
A bearded man identified as Abu Yahia al-Libi, a Libyan al-Qaida operative in Afghanistan, appeared in the video wearing a black turban, saying the Muslim world was "offering the best of its men and sacrificing the good of its sons ... to protect its ideology."
Several other al-Qaida operatives from various countries who had apparently committed suicide attacks in Afghanistan were shown reading statements lashing out at the West before their deaths.
At the end of the broadcast, images of the Sept. 11 attacks were shown, and a voice could be heard saying, "In a few days, the crusaders‘ landmarks were flattened."
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"a website commonly used by islamic militants"
...as usual, this website shall remain unnamed -- no one's actually ever seen one of 'dem pesky "Al Qaida" websites, it seems. Lately "Al Qaida" appears to be comprised of bumbling fools, but when it comes to avoiding the countless web crawlers, which conserve any and all internet content somewhere, they must be unrivaled cracks!
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happiness is either here or nowhere
it's not this one--I swear!
Don't let their latest flubs lull you into a false sense of security, Bruce--you know the evil Muzzle-'ims are fiendishly clever and that aside from their stealth web technology they have other weapons like surprise! Surprise and FEAR! They move around on the Internets easily evading detection until they WANT to be seen--when they want to take credit for bad things, like train bombings, hurricanes, and lawn mower mishaps. Now, I've done a little research and discovered these jihadi sites:
www.screwthegreatsatan.com
www.downwithfreedom.org
www.jihadistakingcredit.com
You'll notice that if you try accessing them you will get a cleverly placed "page not found" message--don't be fooled! The page is there, but only jihadis know how to see it. Not bad for a rag tag group of cave dwellers, huh? Thank GOD (the REAL one, ours) for the color coded alert system! And for the gut intuition of dual citizens like Michael Chertoff. We're lucky to share him with our good friends in Israel--eerily prescient guts like his are had to come by!
as-Sahab, al-Qaida‘s media production wing
Ass ahab? Media production wing? Hmmm... I wish this map of their complex was properly labelled--which wing IS it?
slumming it
man, where's the workout facility, the goddamn lap pool, the jacuzzi, the iron chef kitchen. get with the program, osama!
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hasnt Rumsfeld said 'and theres not just one, theres many of those!'. so the jacuzzi etc can probably be found in another one. Also, i wonder where they have their physics hm or maybe better anti-physics lab, u know, the one from where they can temporarily suspend the basic laws we're all so accustomed too. Probably well hidden, that one, uhhhh.
oh and btw, Wolfgang Schäuble (that Dr. Strangelove dude) just had this great idea : When we know where OBL is hiding, we can just fire a remote-controlled missile!! so smart, the guy. Now we just need to know during which hours OBL is in the jacuzzi, maybe.
m7
my favorite part
of that idiotic graphic is the two "terrorists" on horses. yeah, they bored the fucking mountain but still travel on horseback!
good point...
plus the entrance they're next to says it's wide enough for a car (but pH balanced for a stealth horse, no doubt) Damn, even the Protocols don't show the Jews' secret hideaway--this is the hi-tech lynching of an uppity group of semites!
off subject
but i just got back from a concert in my neighborhood by grupo fantasma - - - awesome! that's for bruce1337 and whomever else wants to check them out.
Osama's Heroin Business
I love how UBL is always portrayed as this orthodox Wahabbi, holy warrior shaykh kinda guy, when in reality, when he was alive, he ran a thriving heroin and armaments smuggling business with his good buddy and business partner, Afghani warlord Gulbuddin Hekmatyar. He is not a holyman. He is a drug dealer for the CIA, and his so-called shaheed (martyr) operatives -- the hijacker kids from Saudi Arabia -- are all described as party boys in the 10/10/01 Wall Street Journal article, "Terrorist Stag Parties." I believe it is Sura 12 of the Qur'an which says that before you ram an airplane into a skyscraper, Allah decrees that it is best to shove a pile of cocaine up into your nose while a naked white girl shakes her tits in your face, or that might have been Sura 14, I'll go and check.
Shamelessly Purloined from Apt.911B
is that your work?
regardless, to reprise terry kiser's role as osama bin laden is brilliant.