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Is Israel's Corruption-Tainted Prime Minister Ehud Olmert Getting Ready to Cash Out?

gretavo's picture
Submitted by gretavo on Mon, 2008-09-29 15:19.
Yes, it looks like he is saying things to piss off Israeli extremists to provide a plausible scenario for a fake assassination.
80% (4 votes)
No, it seems that his corruption being exposed is making him repent all of his sins, consequences be damned.
20% (1 vote)
I am not Israeli so it is none of my business.
0% (0 votes)
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gretavo's picture

C455, you are SO trusting...

Submitted by gretavo on Mon, 2008-09-29 15:27.

I KNOW that's your vote there against the Bhuttitis diagnosis. Now mind you I hope to G-d that I'm wrong, because I really don't have time for fake mourning or to attend fake funerals. In fact, my fake dark suit is at the fake cleaners. BUT I really don't think you should be questioning the Dr. House of "Death Fakery". I may seem like a kook but I am also a fake medical genius!! Olmert's days look fake-numbered to me.

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casseia's picture

Meh...

Submitted by casseia on Mon, 2008-09-29 15:34.

I'm just trying not to be your yes-woman. I think the truth is prolly somewhere in between. The other side to this is the recent uptick in rabid settler violence -- also laying the groundwork/backstory for an untimely death.

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gretavo's picture

eggzackly - it's the perfect storm...

Submitted by gretavo on Mon, 2008-09-29 15:44.

in which to pretend to crash your yacht...

speaking of eggs though, I thought the hens around here might find this interesting...

http://www.forward.com/articles/14281/

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gretavo's picture

a Jewish egg looking for a womb for rent

Submitted by gretavo on Mon, 2008-09-29 15:57.

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gretavo's picture

is it me...

Submitted by gretavo on Mon, 2008-09-29 17:43.

...or is that egg eyeing my sexy new avatar??

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gretavo's picture

i know what he's thinking...

Submitted by gretavo on Mon, 2008-09-29 17:52.

"TWINS!"

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9-11 Family Guy's picture

ahem... do you ladies come here often?

Submitted by 9-11 Family Guy on Mon, 2008-09-29 18:22.

tell me you do, or if I can help you to! nyuk nyuk! but seriously--what are a pair of classy babes like you doing on a cesspool of a blog like this?

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dicktater's picture

Uh, Family Guy...

Submitted by dicktater on Mon, 2008-09-29 18:27.

They're not the Angela Davis twins. 

 

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Though human noses have an impressive 5 million olfactory cells with which to smell, sheepdogs have 220 million, enabling them to smell 44 times better than men.

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bruce1337's picture

I find it quite interesting

Submitted by bruce1337 on Mon, 2008-09-29 16:15.

how there developed this "jewish identity" totally independent of religion: "It’s not really about religion. It’s about a genetic group, a family. We have a shared history of suffering, a bond. We are part of the same club."

And I feel reminded of the excellent piece penned by Atzmon about the Church of the Holocaustâ„¢, to paraphrase...

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happiness is either here or nowhere

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gretavo's picture

as the lettuce said to the tomato...

Submitted by gretavo on Mon, 2008-09-29 17:49.

"we may be very different, genetically and stuff, but we're part of the same club sandwich. so ask not for whom the stomach growls--it growls for both of us."

I'm a little busy, but if someone wants to make a Jewish club sandwich to be friends with the Jewish egg up there please feel free.

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gretavo's picture

Bruce1337 (and anyone else:) Your mission, if you choose...

Submitted by gretavo on Mon, 2008-09-29 22:20.

how about a fancy t-shirt design based on:

Federal Reserve Not(e)

Maybe with a witty phrase summing up just how special FRNs are! We can all play! OOOO HOW ABOUT A CONTEST????

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bruce1337's picture

Good idea!

Submitted by bruce1337 on Mon, 2008-09-29 22:35.

Bring on the witty phrases!
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happiness is either here or nowhere

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juandelacruz's picture

I still think he is trying

Submitted by juandelacruz on Mon, 2008-09-29 15:45.

I still think he is trying to stop the most reckless of his gang from pulling the trigger on a war that the Israeli and the US military is ill prepared for. Maybe getting his ass kicked in Lebanon taught him to be more careful but I have no doubt he is still a heartless Zionist with no remorse for what he did in Lebanon and Palestine.

Olmert can retire as a mediocre PM, what need does he to have a faked assassination and life incognito. He will be forgotten by most soon after he retires.

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