Another Must-See Video: Christians United for Israel

jesus christ, now thats conflation. but it is a nifty little way of deflecting legit criticisms about the international banking system(im not saying i agree with Hagee). HuffPo is a faux-liberal, celebrity circle jerk, i would expect nothing less from them.

Thanks Casseia for the great Before and After video posts. Wow! The con jobs never end. And I thought we were making so much progress. We haven’t even scratched the mass mental surface yet, have we? It’s akin to teaching a large math course for an entire year and ALL the students on the final test fail to calculate the correct answer to 2 + 2. Oh Lawdy, highly, super discouraging, to say the least. I am trying very hard to have faith in the general intelligence of my fellow being, but it seems to be a never-ending challenge, and films like this just make me want to, not give up, but just try harder, although the pencil did hover for a moment over the “give up” option, I’ll admit.

Is the real reason the Moses-like, ish-elohim John “Pork” Hagee made the ideological move from the hypothesis that Satan was behind the global Jewish mission to kill all Christians and Muslims to the equally crazed hypothesis where Satan is now behind the Muslims in a global mission to kill the Jews (Jehovah’s chosen flock), along with the Christians, because he suddenly was made a “better offer,” as in a yearly $1.2 million salary with impressive perks, for doing so? “Come on buddy, a white Cadillac with fins, whaddaya say?” The red-headed interviewer, Max Blumenthal, with his great schtick of the ‘innocent, harmless clean-cut reporter guy’, should have asked one of the Hagophiles that question. The mental gymnastics that the PR girls started to immediately go into were lol classic as well. (“Just try to remember what they told us in the training seminar when someone asked that same question.”) Religio-political, corporate public relations is such a con game. It takes training and discipline to be able to bullshit and obfuscate quasi-convincingly.

Republocrat Joe LIEberman, a staunch devotee of the Golden Calf deity, should not even be allowed to utter the word Torah, as he does in this video. Comparing John Hagee to Moses, as Liebermen does, even if one sees Moses as a mythic literary character, really folks, that comparison of Moses to Hagee should still be considered, in polite company, to be offensive, at least in principle, to the model of a hero who saves his people from the bonds of slavery and then becomes a special recipient of divine revelation. Dicken’s character of Fagan should not be conflated with Homer’s Ulysses. That would be literary blasphemy.

I did notice that Dore Gold made an appearance at the CUFI, or GOOFY conference, and didn’t fail to get in a whack at Mahmoud Ahmedinejad – always must keep the repetition of the propaganda going at all times of the day or night – repeat, repeat, repeat – Ahmedinejad = Hitler, Ahmedinejad = Hitler, Ahmedinejad = Hitler. Dore Gold is a highly trained, professional veteran propagandist, but his playlist, thanks to the GODDAMNED INTERNET TUBES, has indeed worn very thin, and he really needs to get a new keyboard player and drummer. (Is he Jon Gold’s cousin?) Just curious.

The problem, as you are of course fully aware of, with the Hagee messianic eschatology lingo, mixed in with the actual, real-world scam-job being run by the Central Banking System (the CBS) is that Hagee keeps saying it’s “the Jewish Conspiracy,” that the JOOS control the world and the CBS, and all the rest. If this were true, I know a lot of people around me who would like to know when we’re gonna get a cut, ‘cause so far, we haven’t been contacted about this whole deal at all. Hagee also spoils the historical reality of the CBS conspiracy by continuously conflating a minority, Elite Control Club type operation, or organization, with “da Jews,” which is, as you alluded to, a great, and totally slick smokescreen for all the other Elite Control Club members, from White Christians to Saudi Royals and Persian Gulf Sheiks. Hey, it’s a big pie, and mutually beneficial alliances of competing interests should not be a new concept to anyone at this point. This has been going on for 5 to 6,000 years now. All them “international bankers” ain’t all Jews. It seems, for some bizarre biological reason, that dishonesty, greed, and laziness are common characteristics of the Homo sapiens species in general. World energy, nuclear weapons materials proliferation, multi-million-billion dollar weapons and security systems, legal and illegal drugs, human transplant organs, the global worker and sex slave market – there is a lot of money out there that can be made in these international businesses and trades, most of it illegal, but there are also plenty of willing, legit financial institutions ready and willing to take a cut from the liquid money laundering operations necessary to transfer the multi-billion dollar amounts from the illegal realm into the legal realm of “respected, mainstream” finance. Afghanistan wasn’t invaded to liberate those poor women from their burqahs or introduce “democracy,” ‘cause there’s miles of heroin and Caspian oil pipeline space in them thar hills, as the saying goes. The sheep have no idea that friendly Farmer Brown is a crazed psycho killer. “Well, I just couldn’t imagine that someone who is supposed to protect us, like the president, would act like that. I thought they was against drugzz anyways.” Yes, it is nice and fine fantasy.

McCain, Lieberman, and Hagee – If this crew gets placed in power by the “Demonic Powers That Be” (DPTB), the lines in the sand will become highly etched and laid down for all to see. The only one who could be more retarded and treacherous than Dubya is McCain, the “straight-talking, Jack Abramoff-Las Vegas Express.” By the time McCain is done, Bush will look like Lincoln, or at least Nixon. Hey, don’t laugh, we used to say that Bush was a plant by the “Committee to Restore the Public Image of Richard Milhouse Nixon.” Google it.

One thing this film of the CUFI Conference does show is that between ancient man and modern man, there is not really much difference. 5,000 years of history since the development of writing and not too much has changed really. We still believe in killing people over magical talking horses, only now we have learned to work a cell phone and send an email on the internet tubes so we can talk to our friends about magical talking horses and an evil god named Satan who is now trying to get the Moozlims to ride their bannered horses over the hill to cut off our infidel heads with magical silver swords because they hate all the freedoms that we have at our new “homeland security” airports with the “behaviour analyst police” and RFID-chip recognition software modules, and the—not as exciting as we had once thought—hi-res colour, nude x-ray scanners. “Why, I just had five guys quit last week and file psychological-related workman’s compensation claims, now being handled by some damn international human rights commission, or something” said one TSA supervisor guy.

When I originally heard in this film that during “the Rapture,” all these folks were going to disappear, I cynically thought for a moment, in a humorously evil way, well that doesn’t sound too bad, ‘cause they all supa hella dumb anyways, to use a colloquial phrase, but then I just felt really sorry for them, and remembered why I FUCKING HATE religious cult leaders, because they prey upon the softest, most vulnerable part of the human being. These Christian folks are so simple, innocent, and trusting, that any con-artist like Hagee, Foxman, or Lieberman can just come along, take all their spiritual hopes and dreams, use and abuse their sacred stories, and just manipulate the hell out of them, stealing the wallets from the lambs as they are led to the slaughter of a highly manipulative, collective delusion. “We’re praying for the whole Jewish race.” They think the Jews are a “race,” oh my. These innocent, simple, totally duped, fairy tales in the brain people all want to prevent a “Nuclear Holocaust” – “holocaust” being the operative word there – by supporting Israel’s plans to drop nukes on Iran so Iran will then nuke Israel, kill all the Jews, and make Jesus come back?!?!? I am seriously thinking of starting a franchise of mental health hospitals where all the CUFY attendees (Christian and Jewish [especially Dore Gold]) can find a safe, nurturing home away from dangerous intersections of busy city traffic and the halls of legislative influence.

Please make your certified checks payable to Reverend Hagee or Joe-Dore Liebergold at “youaretotalsucker.com”

“Are you for Armegeddon and the Rapture, or against it, and can have I have your car when you leave?”

“Do you think the Easter Bunny really made it with Winnie the Pooh’s wife, or what?”

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Only one way to Heaven – Highway 61. Forget that, it’s been closed due to the impositioning of Martial Law, and they’re taking blood samples, as well as your first born, at all check points. Have a good night. Learn to play the guitar.

M. Chertoff? i always thought he had the visage of the beast.

It's a must read every week (I start refreshing the page at http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove around noon on Wednesdays) and I've started listening to his podcast, too. He's almost as funny as gretavo. I found the podcasts a little jarring at first, though -- somehow hearing aloud the kind of material I was used to reading took a little getting used to -- I guess I'm not the 100% shameless skank people usually take me for (nyuk nyuk).

Words to live by from this week's column: "Kinks should always be presented as perks, as something that makes you a more interesting and fun sex partner, not as something that makes you a defective or problematic sex partner."

about the 'Santorum' google bomb, then?

if not, top result,
http://www.google.com/search?q=Santorum