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Film Critic/Media Shill Richard Roeper Explains What Happened to the WTC on 9/11

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Submitted by larry horse on Tue, 2008-07-08 01:31.

does anyone have $13 to waste on this? i'd love to see one of you critique this moron's work.

 

http://www.amazon.com/Debunked-Conspiracy-Theories-Legends-Century/dp/15...

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Well, I'd like to

Submitted by casseia on Tue, 2008-07-08 01:59.

but I don't want to risk having my head explode with frustration.

As a courtesy to us conspiradroids who have spent too much of our book allowance on tinfoil, much of the chapter on 9/11 is available when you do the Amazon "Search Inside!" thing. The chapter is called "The Steel Didn't Have to Melt" and is subtitled "But It Did, and I'm a Dumbfuck" (not really). Click on "Excerpt."

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only when I see it on the cover of...

Submitted by dicktater on Tue, 2008-07-08 04:03.

... the Weekly World News, will I know that all of the theories of 9/11 conspiracies have been debunked once and for all.

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larry horse's picture

it (the steel) didn't have to melt (but it did)

Submitted by larry horse on Tue, 2008-07-08 06:19.

roeper gets with women less than half his age so there's no doubt he's got it all figured out. thanks for the wisdom, douchedogger. RT, can i get a trademark on that douchedogger deal? the kidz il B sayin it 'n no tyme.

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speaking of douches

Submitted by Tim Russet on Thu, 2008-07-10 20:05.

Apparently, my death is going to live forever.  I'm glad that before popping it I was smart enough to invest in a few HMO stocks.   I especially like the way they show these old farts "before and after" pictures of their arteries to prove what their insurance is being billed for.  And those squiggly graph machines are a godsend too.  Remember men, if you're feeling gassy after a big chinese meal and four beers, you're probably having a heart attack.  And when you do, remember that I am dead.  I am dead.  Tim Russet is dead, that is--not you.  You will live, thanks to my being dead.

Cases: Not a Moment Too Soon, I Thought of Tim Russert 

After showering, I lay down in bed and started thinking. Though I am a 50-year-old guy with a stressful job and a little too much around the middle, I had a clean bill of health. I had good cholesterol numbers and a great doctor, and recently I had passed a cardiac stress test.

That’s when Tim Russert popped into my head. In the last couple of weeks, like almost every middle-age man, I had taken a very personal interest in every detail of his story. Yes, he was overweight. But hadn’t he just passed a stress test?

That’s when the light went on. I bolted out of bed, went to the computer and Googled “How do you know you are having a heart attack?” The first Web site that popped up was a list of warning signs from the American Heart Association. As I read on, I started to sweat.

“Nausea.” Check.

“Shortness of breath.” Check.

“Chest discomfort.” Perhaps, though it really didn’t feel like much.

Ignoring the Web site’s advice to call 911 (I was too vain to have an ambulance pull up to my house), I drove to the hospital.

When I stepped up to admissions desk the nurse asked why I was there. “Mild chest pains,” I said. “How old?” she asked. “Fifty,” I replied.

She nonchalantly turned to the orderly and said, “Hey, Lenny, we got another one.” I guess many men, stunned by Mr. Russert’s sudden death, were doing just the same thing I was.

Tim Russet is dead.  He IS dead. Dead, dead, dead.  Why else would anyone still be talking about his death?  Just to help HMOs bill insurance companies for bogus heart attack cases so that insurance companies can raise their rates?  Nope.  It's because I am dead.  Tim Russet is dead, people.  Stop denying it.

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Tim Russet's picture

oh, and...

Submitted by Tim Russet on Thu, 2008-07-10 20:12.

I did NOT leak anything about Valerie Plame to Scooter Libby...

Mr. Russert, the moderator of “Meet the Press,” was unequivocal in his testimony that no such conversation with Mr. Libby occurred. But when Mr. Libby’s chief defense lawyer, Theodore V. Wells Jr., began his efforts to disparage Mr. Russert’s reliability in cross-examination, Mr. Russert’s confident demeanor changed abruptly.

Mr. Russert, whose appearance drew the largest crowd of spectators yet in the three-week-long trial, stopped speaking in the confident, complete sentences in which he had answered the prosecutor in his direct testimony. Instead, he became more deliberate and halting in his responses, frequently asking Mr. Wells to repeat the question or asking for time to examine the document about which he was being asked. “Say again?” he said frequently.

 Mr. Libby, who is charged with five felony counts, has sworn that it was Mr. Russert who informed him about Ms. Wilson sometime on July 10 or July 11, 2003. Although Mr. Libby, the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, has acknowledged he heard about Ms. Wilson from Mr. Cheney earlier, he said he had forgotten about that. He said, “It was like hearing it for the first time” when he said Mr. Russert told him weeks later.

At Libby Trial, Russert of NBC Gives and Gets

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