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What ever happened to that Freedom Tower thing?

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Submitted by gretavo on Thu, 2008-06-19 02:56.
It's there, and being hidden with secret cloaking technology for protection from al Qaeda.
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They're still trying to figure out where to place the pre-emptive demolition charges should it ever threaten to topple over.
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Freedom isn't free - please send your contribution to Silverstein Properties, Inc.
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Trouble finding insurers.
18% (3 votes)
They went back to the drawing board to increase it from 1776 ft. to 1984 ft.
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Total votes: 17
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any other suggestions?

Submitted by gretavo on Thu, 2008-06-19 13:21.

I had some trouble coming up with these--surely there are other possible (and funnier) explanations for the notable absence of the freedom tower from the new york skyline--are we going to let the terrorists think they won?!

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Jell-O'd again?

Submitted by Annoymouse on Tue, 2008-06-24 07:15.

Conceptual Terrorists Encase Sears Tower In Jell-O

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Qaeda

Submitted by Annoymouse on Fri, 2008-06-27 19:39.

al Qaeda is also growing impatient.

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