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9-11 Family Guy

Before 9/11 happened I was just an average schmoe. 9/11 turned me into an average schmoe determined to expose the truth about 9/11--that evil Bush got his Islamofascist lackey bin Laden to organize the attack on America. I like to pretend that I am very important to the movement, and that I do what I do "for the families". For a long time I wasn't sure if al Qaeda had placed explosives in the twin towers and building 7--I'm an average schmoe after all and science makes me sleepy. I now think maybe al Qaeda did use explosives, but we best not say so because people will call us kooks--instead we should focus on the wire transfer from Pakistan to Mohammed Atta as evidence that Bush was OK with al Qaeda attacking us. I have a crush on Sibel Edmonds and also think she is the key to 9/11. Uhhh, I guess that's it.

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