Bernie Madoff is Off to Prison in Atlanta Today. What Form Will His Faked Death Take?

gretavo's picture
Can't beat the classic--heart failure.
38% (6 votes)
May as well milk it--murdered by incarcerated neo-Nazis or Muslims.
6% (1 vote)
Double-bluff: Offed by the Russian mafia for stealing from them (as opposed to for them.)
13% (2 votes)
It has to be believable, so suicide.
25% (4 votes)
None of the above. Bernie will serve out his prison sentence until he passes away of old age.
19% (3 votes)
Total votes: 16