Independence Day (explicit lyrics)

a break from all seriousness for a night.
i came across this on criagslist/chicago and thought it was just what this website didn't need. enjoy.

Assholes with fireworks

I have had the privilege of listening to your crap for months now. You would think, after a half dozen visits from the police that you thick headed numb-sculled selves would get a clue. Oh, I get it...it's the fourth of July every fucking day. Thank you for starting your wonderful show at 10:30-11pm each night, when normal people with jobs or kids are sleeping. And for the last week as a bonus....it's an all day show. Non-fucking-stop.
It's great how me and the 911 operator are on a first name basis. And funny how I'm not the only one to call.
All it takes is one asshole to fuck up an otherwise descent neighborhood. One shit for brains, inconsiderate dick thinks he has the right to disturb the other hundreds who live here.
And cleaning your crap out of the yard is such a joy, I really have nothing better to do, especially after being short on sleep. I don't mind the walk over to your yard and chucking the remnants into it, just want to return it to it's proper owner.
I'm fighting a strong desire to go over and.........

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/rnr/742161973.html

and a video or two

Comsat Angel - "Independence Day"
Bjork - "Declare Independence"