The Sheeple Song

The Sheeple Song

Oh yes, I am a sheeple,
and oh so proud to be.
I’m way too smart to fall for
those crazed conspiracies.
Three towers falling straight down,
it all makes sense to me.
They’re all so fkn jealous,
because I live so free.

Terrorists are hiding,
everywhere I cannot see.
I know that they are out there,
‘cause I heard it on TV.
My newspaper is honest.
It would never lie to me.
Oh yes, I am a sheeple,
and oh so proud to be.

The UN is so stupid,
as blind as it can be.
Anti-war protestors
should be hanging from a tree,
or all locked up as traitors,
in a penitentiary,
but me, I am a sheeple,
and oh so proud to be.

We saved all the Iraqis.
The bad guys had to flee.
Now those people love us.
They’re dancing with such glee.
The whole wide world should thank us,
all on bended knee.
Oh yes, I am a sheeple,
and oh so proud to be.

I heard a world war ‘s comin’,
but that’s a bunch a crap.
Hannity just told me
I should go and take a nap.
All is fkn dandy
with my bonds and equity.
Oh yes, I am a sheeple,
and oh so proud to be.

Lyrics by unknown author (plus a little extra, rhythmic editorial assistance and an additional verse from this poster)

Feel free to add your own verses. After all, it’s a folk song. Try this on Japanese koto with bongos, or well-tempered clavier.