Tests Reveal McCain is Black and Barack Admits, ‘I’m White.’

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After famed race expert Dr. Max Mosley revealed that Republican presidential candidate John McCain is actually black, Democratic contender Barack Obama said, "Dr. Mosley raided my hairpiece for DNA two weeks ago, so I’m just going to go ahead and admit that I’m white.” Mr. Obama said that he was tired of appearing in blackface, explaining that “it itches.” McCain, on the other hand, wears a mask, which, when he becomes hot, loosens around the edges, giving him the familiar “puffy” appearance of a man with mysteriously expanded saliva glands.

The Obama campaign appeared to take their candidate’s transformation in stride, but McCain supporters were reported to be frantically telephoning country clubs across the nation where their candidate was scheduled to speak, to determine whether or not he would now need to enter through the staff area.

Senator McCain explained, “I got started with the whiteface during the segregation era, because the blacks-only water fountains were too low.” Obama said, “It is going to be a little hard to explain myself now, I suppose, but hey, it can’t be worse than whatever Hillary does to herself next.” He also revealed that his real name is Charlie Watson, and that he’s from Columbus, Ohio. “Who in the world would end up with a name like ‘Barack Obama,’ anyway? I mean, it was just a joke, okay.”

The Ex-Negroes Association offered Mr. Watson an honorary membership.

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The link to the Ex-Negroes Association is a trip, btw.