Born-again Al Qaeda Evangelizing in Iraq?

gretavo's picture

From today's Boston Globe, with my commentary...

Al Qaeda seen reborn as key threat
Report fuels more debate on Iraq war course

By Bryan Bender, Globe Staff | July 18, 2007

WASHINGTON -- The Al Qaeda terror network, responsible for the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacksn [not really, though], has reestablished a safe haven in Pakistan [eek, should have listened to Jon Gold!], retained its top leadership [Silverstein, Cheney, and Mossad still at the helm], and trained new operatives in [the holocaust formerly known as] Iraq -- and now poses [as] a "heightened threat" of another massive attack on the United States, according to the summary of a joint American intelligence assessment [and Michael Chertoff's tripe].

Despite large-scale US efforts to capture and kill [long dead] fugitive leader Osama bin Laden after driving his organization from Afghanistan [in a limousine] six years ago, the report concludes, Al Qaeda remains an elusive, resilient [and useful] organization that has rebuilt itself [and its subterranean mountain fortresses]. It has joined forces with other like-minded groups [including AIPAC, Mossad, PNAC, and the Weekly Standard and New Republic] and has used the US[/Israeli/Halliburton/Blackwater] invasion of Iraq to recruit and train disaffected [and gullible] Muslims.

"The group [Mossad] has protected or regenerated elements of its homeland attack capability," including establishing new training camps in Pakistan [sing it Jonny!] as well as replacing its operational lieutenants, according to the National Intelligence Estimate's "key judgments" section.

The White House [Cheney], which declassified a small part of the report yesterday, said the conclusions underscored the need for a sustained military campaign in Iraq [Eratz Israel/Halliburtistan], where some of the most violent insurgents swear allegiance to [Mossad and the memory of the late] bin Laden.

[Americans are advised to stock up on duct tape and plastic wrap, Islamofascist hunting gear, and lots and lots of other Israeli-made anti-terror equipment. America must learn to be just like Israel which has long been the victim of Islamofascism and knows how to keep itself safe and its terrortory expanding. America stands with Israel now and forever. Now and forever. We don't just share the problem of Islamofascists who hate us for who we are, we share values, like occupying Arab Muslims' land, hysterical paranoia fed by our media masters, a strong tradition of corruption at the highest levels of government, and a deep appreciation for the efforts of such visionaries as Joe Lieberman, Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Richard Perle, Douglas Feith, and so many others committed to the American/Israeli lve-embrace that is the answer to all the world's problems, especially irrational anti-semitism.]

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Lazlo Toth's picture

Bring smelling salts and shovels

if you plan on hunting for the Holy Shaykh in Waziristan. If we had a budget, we could shoot "Weekend at Osama's." And yes, you should have listened to Jon Gold, for when the Muslim hordes come pouring over the ridge on horseback with swords a flashin, you will be fuckin sorry G. You're a riot, man. Thanks for the laugh. You should hack into the Boston AM signal and read that on the air. It would be like that film "They Live," where the "crazy" truth-tellers interrupt the government TV shows with their messages and warnings.

casseia's picture

Weekend At Osama's

In answer to someone's question on the other thread where I spammed this, no it is not my work.

Lazlo Toth's picture

Thanks Casseia. When those new UBL promo videos

started popping onto our TeeVees last week, I was thinking that this is like some sort of surreal Weekend at Bernie's thing going on here, although the actual Osama will look real cool in any video coming out around Halloween. And then I cruised over here the other day, and you had posted this excellent Photoshop job done by an artist who understands what's going on. Thanks for the post, we need all the humor we can get, hope you and yours are doing well. Stay strong. It's about to get real crazy. Sometimes I feel like Mos Def at the pub in the film version of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" -- Six Guinnesses for everyone, and drink 'em fast too!

larry horse's picture

hey gretavo

could you make this a regular feature?
btw, our dual-resident dracula chertoff met with the chicago tribune editorial board last week (they also own the la times, among others. oh, and sam zell - ultra-zionist, just bought the whole lot) and got the treatment on our local news. i'm sure he (chertoff, the son of a mossad official) gave the trib and la times got a refresher course on how to make us tremble with anxiety and have nightmares of dudes with dirty bombs and horses. thanks for the humor. any word on the whereabouts of russ hardwick?

gretavo's picture

ha!

thanks LH... who knows, it IS fun.... and Russ Hardwick hasn't really been seen since he pulled a fast one on old Charlie Horse back in the day... i'm assuming you've been checking out YouTube?

larry horse's picture

russ hardwick

yeah, real asshole move. poor charlie horse.

gretavo's picture

summer before 9/11

those were the days... actually not... in many ways 9/11 saved ol' Russ from a life of... uhhh, well you tell me where this looked like it was going!