That Article in Popular Mechanics is True

Sung to the tune of Rav Shmuel's "Protocols"

Some people ask if I'm a truther

some people look at me and know

some people ask me if I think the planes were holograms

and have trouble when the answer is: "well, no."

Some people find out that we're right

When they read David Griffin's books

Some people think that we are part of a conspiracy

to let the evildoers off the hook

You see That Article in Popular Mechanics is True

the fire is what brought down the towers

and Arab hijackers made planes disappear

those muslims have magical powers

Oh no I've let the LIHOP cat right out of the bag

it wasn't s'posed to happen this way

but I'm undercover as a funny blog writer

on a mission for the CIA

Some people ask me if I'm voting

I look at them and start to laugh

And then I tell them that I'm voting for McKinney

cause she's black and cause Obama's only half

They think I'm down with Reverend Wright

that I blame everything on Bush

They tell me that I don't deserve to be American

that I'm worse than Jimmy Carter

Gore Vidal and Louis Farrakhan

You see That Article in Popular Mechanics is True

the fire is what brought down the towers

and Arab hijackers made planes disappear

those muslims have magical powers

Oh no I've let the LIHOP cat right out of the bag

it wasn't s'posed to happen this way

but I'm undercover as a funny blog writer

on a mission for the CIA

Some people want me to be quiet

some people think I should be shot

some people swear that it's bin Laden in the video

with the dark black beard even though it's clearly not

Some people ask if I was there

because they were and saw it all

and then they ask me what the hell is building 7

and have trouble when the answer is "it fell on 9/11"

You see That Article in Popular Mechanics is True

the fire is what brought down the towers

and Arab hijackers made planes disappear

those muslims have magical powers

Oh no I've let the LIHOP cat right out of the bag

it wasn't s'posed to happen this way

but I'm undercover as a funny blog writer

on a mission for the CIA

yeah I'm undercover as a funny blog writer

on a mission for the CIA